When not thinking up plans for world domination, raising money to feed the poor or playing with her coin collection, the Sage likes to relax by walking her two albino guinea pigs, painting self-portraits and perfecting her repertoire of dodgy accents.

The Sage lives a solitary life high in the Italian Alps, only leaving her chalet to pick up a few pints of specially brewed beer from the local monastery or to collect specimens for her museum of bird feathers. She subscribes to all the weekly gossip mags, loves ABBA with a passion, and is really quite good at SingStar.

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